I've wanted to write about Yacht Rock for awhile now, but I was spurred into action by a 2024 Paste article that the site recently re-shared in it's daily newsletter. When I saw the title "The 25 Greatest Yacht Rock Songs of All Time," I clicked on it without delay. Then, with growing dismay I scanned through the author's choices. At that time I wasn't terribly well-versed with the Yachtski Scale, but I knew enough to know that something was wrong. I don't want to dwell too much on this, but the author of that piece, like so many others, had expanded the definition of YR much too far, egregiously so. Of the 25 songs listed, only 9 were designated as YR on the Yachtski Scale, and only 3 of those 9 were on the essentials list. Thirteen of the remaining were scored as Nyacht Rock, and three weren't even considered. As a reminder: Here are the general parameters for a YR song: High or "clean" production values Jazz and R&B influences Use o...
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